• Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    That’s why you size-up your fries order. 🍟

    ETA: If you think your GF wants dessert and is eying the lava cake ad, decide you’re going to get dessert. If she persists in her resistance, order the lava cake and two spoons.

    Sometimes you gotta force being human on people who’ve been mask-on for too long.