• edgemaster72@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    11 days ago

    I know it’s forced perspective but I can only conclude that this absolute unit stepped into the bowl/dish and shattered it upon impact. Look unto him and tremble in awe of this lad.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      edit-2
      11 days ago

      Slowness aside, it’s a really good way to get their cat’s guts perforated by a shard. That food should all be going straight into the bin. Also , tile kitchen floor is the worst for breaking dishes, so a vinyl mat under that bowl raiser would be a good idea.

    • Agrivar@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      11 days ago

      I suppose using chopsticks to pick up each piece of food individually would be slower…

      Still, dumb human for not picking up the far larger bowl shards first, and then using a dustpan and brush to sweep up all the cat food easily.

  • Corn@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    11 days ago

    I think we both know this was your fault for putting the bowl like that.

  • Maeve@kbin.earth
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    11 days ago

    I guess you’ll say what can make me feel this way? My girl, talkin bout my girl! 🎶

    Thank goodness she’s asleep now.