I’ll go first:

Not even sure how I managed this one, honestly, but I accidentally took out a small chunk of fingernail from my thumb on the stud of my jeans.

Once again, no fucking clue.

  • pipe01@programming.dev
    9·
    6 days ago

    I tried to pick up a friend that was way heavier than me and I dropped him on myself, injuring my knees possibly forever