Maybe we should try Molotovs.

Depends on which bubble pops. If its the climate one first, we are all royally fucked.

We’ve settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He’s a goddamned terror.

Isn’t it a facade already? This dude should have been impeached 200 times over. Its literally being held captive by Nazis who refuse to take action.

I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.

Free parts.

Does he expect trump to be dead?

Is this about avoiding prison again?

Yeah. They do on occasion, kind of a weird situation though.

You aren’t going to get through to some of these people.

Thanks for doing good work. Also I like your batshit insane heathcliff edits.

Oh look. Further evidence we’re all fucking slaves. Time to eat some fat fucks face off.

Leave it to the GOP to tarnish a good thing.

I wish they’d confirm it so I can celebrate already.

One out of like 8 people convicted.

Literal count chocula if blood was chocolate milk.

Thots and prayers.

Lets hope it turns out different than Jonathan the tortoise

Better to be a wheel on their hearse than a cog in their machine.

Did that kill more innocents than Canadians killed native Americans in schools?

Back it with several layers of aluminum foil to help shield against ultrasonic weapons.

Make sure your sign post can be used as a weapon.

Bring a bag containing bandanas soaking in 50% white vinegar for tear gas

Bring milk or other dairy for pepper spray.

Id recommend refusing to answer this shit.

I think the correct response is

“Am I being detained or am I free to go?”

Face it. Your blaming dirt farming peasants that John the bastard is going to crusade your lands.

There’s literally nothing we can do about it besides die as well in most cases.