Doing gods’ work.

Zeus likes this.

You are very organic.

You’re doing about three times of what I am capable of. You’re not feeling overwhelmed, you are overwhelmed.

It’s a Fight Club reference.

His name is a Cockwork Orange. His name is a Cockwork Orange…

Looking confused at my 2009 course certificate on neural networks and Markov chains…

Hu?

How TF are you getting your haircut? My head doesn’t come anywhere close to the guy’s junk.

Is that not how you brush your teeth? Because everybody I know brushes their teeth like that.

I’m currently sitting with 11 other people (6 of that kids) in a holiday apartment duplex that is one block away from the one I thought I was booking. That one has a grill for two dozen people, a massive playground with several slides, a rope castle, and a pool. The one I actually booked has two small swings and a slide, ten small wasp nests (which we were able to destroy, thankfully) and a leaky dishwasher. I called myself every expletive known to me when I found out like you have (and I am very knowledgeable about those), but everybody is fine and the kids are having the time of their life.

It’ll work out somehow.

Look if Nothing is available in your country, they’re from the UK.

As someone who grew up in a communist country, the way it is taught is charitable.

Commies! Oh, wait.

You can usually set both speed and offset of subtitles. Set both to default, time the first line correctly with offset, go one hour in, time this line correctly with speed. Takes some fiddling, but beats having to stop the movie every 5 minutes.

I blame reticulating splines.

It was work stuff, but also super dry heat. I would have died otherwise, probably.

I went to India. 42 °C in the shade. Had the opposite problem.

(No, it (really) isn’t.)

According to some theories, China.