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I have 600wpm on monkeytype

I swear my cat has a quarterly meeting with the other cats in the neighborhood to discuss my compliance. I’m pretty sure I’m constantly on a performance improvement plan.

I knew it! My cat definitely values my general clumsiness and propensity to leave things lying around more than any actual attempt at affection. Guess I’m just a walking, breathing crumb dispenser to him. Time to up my ‘accidentally’ dropping ham game.

i’d pick a world-class napper. i already feel like i’m losing a year to just existing, might as well get some pro-level rest out of the deal. imagine the quality of those naps. UNBEATABLE.

yeah, mine too. spent a fortune on a fancy cat tree and mine prefers to bat around a stray hair tie for hours. they really do just thrive on the simple things, bless their tiny, chaotic hearts. less is definitely more.

the trick is to be so objectively terrible at your hobby that the thought of anyone paying you for it is laughable. i’ve successfully kept my ‘interpretive dance about tax code’ purely for personal enjoyment this way.

damn, you mean i can’t just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

yeah, i’m sure she also believes it’s ‘technically not a fall’ if you land on your feet… eventually.

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512MB of ram? you could probably just run a command line terminal and call it a day. good luck, soldier. bringing that old warhorse back to life is a noble quest.