My OnlyFans model isn’t like other models. Mine takes the time to talk to ME one on one.

Dodge Ram sounds like a children or drunk adult game.

We created President’s Day just so we wouldn’t have to deal with this sort of thing.

Pardon coming in 3. 2…

Do NOT the cat fur.

You did not need to sculpt the genitals, but you did anyway.

DOGE saw a 250lb body builder and said “Lose some weight, fatso!”

Never trust AI-generated code.

That sounds awfully similar to JavaScript, which uses undefined as default values.

Kotlin also lets you do fun x() = y()

I see it.

sudo !!

It would be really funny if all the late night hosts got fired, then were shuffled around and hired at different networks. Like if Jimmy Kimmel switched jobs with Steven Colbert.

Me after submitting my 50th PR this month: “Look at me. I am the maintainer now.”

Let your CPU sleep.

Sometimes break is undesirable. But if you want an infinite loop, please please please include a sleep. Not doing this is why my CPU stays at 100%.

This is why error codes exist. Localize the message all you want, but keep the error code or id.

The Union when the Confederate states try to change the reason for the war.

We’re taking turns.

Do it and make a precedent.