Companies claiming 99.9999 uptime is an absurd goal for a SLA, and wouldn’t even survive a small internet outage like a DDoS attack or Akamai outage. I remember in the 90s selling the idea of 5 9’s - 99.999% on my resume until some manager who Interviewed me asked me to state the expected downtime. I stopped claiming that number because it’s impossible without full active redundancy in different locations and not dependent on external providers like cloudflare ever going down.

And please don’t argue maintenance windows “cover it” because that’s not how they work in the real world today.

Downtime per year:

• 99% ~3.65 days (5,256 min)
• 99.9% ~8.77 hours (526 min)
• 99.99% ~52.6 min
• 99.999% ~5.26 min
• 99.9999% ~31.5 seconds

For my home lab I’m happy my stuff is online and content I hardly lose access when there’s a power outage thanks to my ups. But if I tracked I’d be closer to 95%. Good enough but I can’t wait till I just don’t care to run anything.

Rules for thee, not for me.

We’ve had one war, yes. What about a second war?

I remember settling this as a kid, Trix are for kids, the commercial was pretty clear on that.

Before the physical photos were digitized…

Not sure about you but in my house we had a photo wall where the best memories were and the books just held the “other photos” that also told the story. Most of my books from my parents were smaller and less memorable things like parties, fireworks, camping… but the shot of me scoring a goal, my sisters in a pyramid, that year we all dressed as scooby and gang…that was on the wall and now of course, on our digital frames we all own.

I’ll agree the value of a photo goes down when you can take 200 in a minute, but the memories we missed because we had to save the other 20 shots left… didn’t make those memories priceless.

Also people, back that shit up. When my kids turned 18 I shared a drive with them of all their younger years and have a digital executor for when I die who knows where the pics are (and what to delete 😏)

Yes, that was it!! Hardly something I wanted to remember in for a quote and I knew it was something like that.

thank you!

I remember this orange dipshit telling the viewers of the presidential debate with Kamala that he has concept of a planplans for plans. The man is full of plans…

What a fucking loser

No. This high road bullshit is why we are in the hole we’re in now. You want to play the game, you need to understand the rules. And you naive to think anything else.

I won’t condone murder, but this fucker deserves his abrupt death and the vitriol that follows. We will always be at the mercy of those fucks because of people like you and it’s time you understand.

I give it 60 years. Because here we are again, hitler level of hate. And the whole world is just watching since it’s also happening in some manner in their own towns.

Soon donnie, you will pass away and like a fart, you will soon be forgotten.

His ‘Orange’ fake tan… it’s implied.

So many nick names.

Taco comes to mind, mushroom boy too.

This just in: Donald Trump is a fucking moron and will lose every deal he’s ever made. News at 24/7.

The news I want to see: the fuck project 2025 people are doing. If someone can share those links, I’ll let you pet my dog, She’s cute and loves nearly everyone and might even make a better president.

American here you orange fat fuck! Your war is lost, your deals suck and your hair is pathetic like your little mind.

Treasonous is what you do, every day.

T A C O

Nails and duct tape are enough.

Winners get to define the rules. Be sure you win.

Look, Americans aren’t good for much but we sure can build shit to hold our ever growing bodies. It might break after a few days but that fat orange diaper wearing fuck is going to die just fine on an American cross.

My fave is when I asked Claude to help out and it reads my code and comments inline and then tells me “stupidmanager, im not sure what you were doing and your comments show you weren’t sure either”

Wish I got a screenshot.

Also, I almost as quickly fixed the issue after asking Claude and then asked for a review to which I told me I probably should hide the comments.

Not sure when Claude got snark installed, but it’s to a point where I have a rule prohibiting it.

It’s owed money, so you would just need to ask for a reissue. Then you wait a few weeks and then you built a new house and move three times and probably, shit, where did I just walk to?