I was incapable of making this meme, yes

Illusion, Michael!

https://archive.is/cgy7L

*god

Victory has many fathers. Defeat is a gosh gallop of roping in allies, obscuring facts and blaming Joe Biden.

It’s more of a Great War

This was even written before he got “shot”

They might actually be closing to getting it. Maybe.

Yeah but that was before and after he committed to invading Mexico, Colombia and Greenland so he’s running out of little plastic men to move around his map

I don’t think it’s that uncommon to detain someone for 24 hours for questioning and while evidence is built. What IS embarrassing is that the name leaked and photos of the wrong person were circulated, and then they realized they had the wrong guy anyways… And now 100 hours later the shooter is still unknown and on the move.

Sugar is less soluble than salt. Touch some salt to your tongue and it dissolves very well and rapidly. Touch some sugar to your tongue and the process is slow. That’s why us Americans love soda and corn syrup. Also why that thin flaky salt is so great.

There are parts of the United States, where I am from, where the English is almost unintelligible to me. Also, I have only been to England once, for a layover that would last 24 hours. I could barely understand any of the white service workers, however the Indian service workers? I could understand them very very well.

You don’t even need to believe it was planned by anyone else. It’s just not that insane that a MAGA person would attempt to shoot Trump.

1. the is the obvious assumption so perhaps it was an attempt at a false flag. Kill Trump, someone succeeds him, gains his supporters and the support of those who think the left did it.

2. he supported Trump until… Pick your poison. Epstein revelations. Some other policy position that he waffled on.

3. so mentally ill he backed Trump but then did this in some sort of fugue state. “Trump has been replaced by aliens. If I shoot the guy pretending to be him the ruse will be over and I will have saved the country!”

Off the top of my head.

Go watch Andor

That’s what a projection is.

If I learned anything playing Risk, is that you are fucked if you are in the lead… And especially fucked if you go on an offensive.

My dad is about 60. White Midwestern man. Loved trash TV right after reality TV had that first big wave. He loved the one about tow trucks and The Apprentice. My dad thought it was so cool.

I also had an ancient as shit 5th grade teacher in about 1999. She was maybe… 60? Older? She would always say dumb shit like “as rich as Donald Trump, but you guys are too young to know about him.”

In the Sopranos, Tony’s son is coming of age and his dad wants him to go to college so he doesn’t follow him into crime. But AJ tells his dad at one point he wants to becomr a helicopter pilot. And fly for people like Trump.

He was always lurking in the background. Like a celebrity for morons.

Maybe Mexico should have invaded Texas after George Floyd.

Its shocking how so much Russia defending sounds just like the Bush excuses for Iraq. “Well we didn’t find weapons of mass destruction, but the leader was just really awful so we had to, right?”

Incorporating an HOA or a company making a retirement village is not really the same as Amazon or Monsanto funding some sort of handshake with the state government to make some sort of lawless zone for them to take advantage of.