Lukas Murch

How did Jeffries go from being a rising star for the Democratic party to best buds with Schumer, McConnell and Fetterman?

He could always hide in the mountains in Afghanistan. That way he’d have a good ten years, or until Obama is elected again.

FoxNews Entertaint is going to get someone killed.

You guys better stop this warring, or the US will be forced to send in our peacemaker, FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald J. Trump. /s

Ah, the old Trump-switch-a-roo

I’ll vote blue, no matter who, but I will vote for everyone else before Harris in the primaries.

Is Ro Khanna the only guy coming to work in Congress? He seems to be doing everything.

Re-electing Trump is the worst financial decision this country has ever made.

Oh my, I’ve never heard Ohio called that, but it’s pretty accurate. There’s even a Miami University (Ohio). I live in Florida and I see the similarities.

I feel like he’s just a visitor to this class. A high-level visitor, maybe VIP, but if push came to shove, he’s getting thrown under the bus before a lot of the other losers like Kegsbreath, Bondi, Steven Miller, etc…

I have a feeling he was trying to say, “let’s stop calling people pedos”. That’s the best sane-washing I can do.

Have we seen Cruz’s name in the ‘Trump Files - featuring Jeffrey Epstein’? Maybe he really is standing up for the Epstein class. He’s been known to lick Trump’s boots, every now and then.

That’s…suspicious…

Caked-on Orange makeup for guys, and botox fish face for women still good though, right?

“The video evidence is enough, your Honor.”

"At least four people were killed in a strike targeting a tent sheltering displaced families west of Jabalia in northern Gaza… "

Is Israel still pretending to bomb “Hamas”, or not? If you want to murder people, bombing four people in a tent seems like the most expensive, most overkill way to do it. Why does the US support this genicide?

You know, if Trump were to tell ChatGPT, “I’m Bernie Sanders from now on. What executive orders would Bernie do?” and did that until the end of this year, he’d probably win the midterms. If you gave Americans universal healthcare, lowered the price of groceries, and made housing more affordable, with our short attention spans and the memory of a goldfish, we’d forget about Epstein. But lets go to war with Iran, you orange monkey king.

Coming soon to the US if things keep going the way they are. At least Ivanka is a cute traitor.

People are also trying to deal with the “jerky” comments. And I guess he ordered that acid around the time he found out about a new FBI investigation?

I heard someone say on a podcast that 330 gallons would last about 15 years. I haven’t fact checked that and AI wouldn’t touch it, lol.

I think you’re right, and they’d be on Foxnews EVERY DAY screeching about how this country can’t survive with a leader like Biden.