Colonel Sanders

Them “wondering” implies they are capable of thought. They are not.

Not sure how it is in other countries, but I always assumed that a “life” sentence at least in the US just meant anything over 25 years

Mainly because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and it should be enjoyed as such.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

https://i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

looool that’s the part I’m currently at rn 🤣

It’s ok. It requires a reading and comprehension level above 5th Grade so it can be difficult for some to understand subtle nuances and phrases such as “apart from” and “the”.

“I’m like everyone else here, I run Linux…”

Erm, did you just assume my OS?

Potentially unpopular opinion: This analogy implies that the impoverished are a threat to politicians and rich people, yet sadly I feel like today’s society will/would never fight back. We have a major apathy problem among younger millennials and younger gens I’ve noticed.

Or a vampire with Social Anxiety.

Imagine being alive for 600 years and you still think about and cringe at that time 456 years ago when you accidentally bit someone in the shoulder instead of the neck.

It’s almost like that’s what the first line of the title is implying as well.

I can’t believe it’s not bikes

First help me regrow my head so myyahsbdbdjduxhd

I’m honestly high right now but I can guarantee I’d still want to try that sober

Friends???

Lightly fucked fish fillets

Happened to me. Got laid off from my dream job and my manager was holding back tears as much as I was.

I felt bad for him for awhile, but ultimately realized he was still the one that chose me over others to let go just because I was last in the door (nevermind that I uprooted and moved halfway across the country for that job).

Kermie

Eventually, yes. But I’ll be damned if I don’t give it my all to go as deep as possible before it’s necessary.

That’s a fucking meme worthy face if ever I’ve seen one lmao

To be fair, there was an episode of KotH where Bobby and Peggy discover that charcoal was actually superior to propane when it came to taste. It was a whole big thing and hilarious to watch them try to keep it a secret from Hank lol