Here is my bipartisan compromise and before you say anything and call me a centrist, hear me out:

Schumer and McConnel BOTH tied together and in cement shoes at the bottom of a deep sewage pond.

I know neither side gets much out of it at a glance but think of the implications and ROI.

High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?

Imagine thinking “Yeah I’m gonna become a huge piece of shit and help out a felon pedophile rapist destroy an icon of the United States but at least I’ll be rich.”

It’s like the perfect form of irony.

Moderate lolol

In the manufacturing world this is what’s called a dirty hold study. You can do them to push out expiration dates/cleaning cycles/campaign lengths for equipment. This one failed.

Yeah this is the kind of shit that worries me. Lockdown.

Public theatre. They know he’s not gonna follow orders lol