• Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    Amateur! I use coments so it looks like this:

    function main(){ /tab/if(fish==2){ /tab//tab/console.log(“i need help”); /tab/} }

    • chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 year ago

      For real. OP needs to give up on this ridiculous notion of tabbed whitespace and learn to use real, monospaced indentation. How wide is a tab? OP couldn’t tell you because tabs are inherently dishonest – a lie concocted by big keyboard to poison the unwashed programmer masses.

    • soundasleep@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      I’m more about increasing spaces exponentially to really highlight how important each line is

      public boolean function() {
       if (method()) {
         if (otherMethod()) {
             for (Object o : list()) {
                     if (o.isAlive()) {
                                     return false;
                     }
             }
         }
       }
       return true;
      }
      
      
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    int mostCursedIndentation (const int someVal) @safe {
    {}{}if (someVal < 0) {
    {}{}{}{}throw new Exception ("Value cannot be negative!");
    {}{}}
    {}{}return someVal * 5 - 3;
    }
    
    
  • thkruz@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    …this…this can’t be real…no one is that much of a sadist are they?

    This whole thread is what nightmares are made of.

    • deaf_fish@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      So at my work we’ve implemented a automatic code formatter. Instead of having discussions about the process of changing the configuration file we just put it up on GitHub. I think I might have found a fun April fool’s prank.