-Elephants can’t jump.

-Starfish don’t brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    2 hours ago

    Yeah Dr. Doofenshmirtz is just trying to catch a wild animal called Perry the platypus