I swear I thought the title said trump wallet and I thought “well yeah, of course there was some sort of theft or hack. Who would trust that chode with their credit and debit card information”…

Of all wallets, Trust Wallet had the exploit. You had one job.

“Fake money used for crime and scamming stolen by criminals via (among other things) scams”

Of course, it wasn’t actually “stolen”, since the immutable blockchains shows full ownership was legally and unalterably transferred to the new owners, because that’s a great feature to have.