I hate that this is true. At this point it’s so ingrained in me that one leads to the other, that just smelling coffee will make me have to go. It’s a godamn Pavlov’s Coffee. I just want to drink my caffeine in peace, damn it.
lololol but jesus those movies were so dumb
I’ve come to appreciate them for the narrative snuck under Disney’s nose, that even a return to liberalism from a victorious rebellion against fascism will only begin the cycle again.
You must address the root causes, inequality and ruling class complacency.
y’all need
JesusfiberCoffee makes some people poop. Nothing to do with fiber, the coffee just triggers the movement.
Fecal matter entering the rectum from the colon triggers the need.
A high fiber diet keeps you regular to the point where your colon doesn’t do an emergency dump just because some neurotransmitters got upitty.
It’ll try, mind you, but the goal is going more regularly in the first place so there’s not as much to push out all once.
Me, but with any fluid intake. That first morning drink of whatever, and my body is like, “We got liquid? Send 'er on outta here!”
